Name: Too Old For Drama Too Young For Retirement Highland Cow
Brand: Dazzling Darlings Boutique
Price: 1.5 USD
Availability: InStock

Too Old For Drama Too Young For Retirement Highland Cow

$1.50

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Size

POCKET 3.5"(2.72in x 4.00in)

INFANT 6"(4.09in x 6.00in)

TODDLER 7"(4.77in x 7.00in)

YOUTH 8"(5.45in x 8.00in)

ADULT 11"(7.49in x 11.00in)

ADULT 12"(8.17in x 12.00in)

ADULT PLUS 13"(8.85in x 13.00in)

ADULT BACK 14"(9.54in x 14.00in)

ADULT OVERSIZED 15"(10.22in x 15.00in)

This hilarious design features a cool Highland cow wearing sunglasses, a green hoodie, and pink sweatpants, lounging in a rocking chair while sipping a steaming cup of coffee. The bold text reads "Too Old For Drama, Too Young For Retirement," making it the perfect humorous statement for anyone navigating that in-between stage of life. Sparkling accent details and the cow's unbothered expression add extra charm to this fun and relatable design.

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